i got a xanga because it's the cool asian thing to do :(  xanga seems so foreign and cold to me. like some kind of alien planet. you know, like when you land on the planet and then no one is around, and there's nothing there except rocks and dust and such? and then suddenly you hear some gurgling behind you, and feel something touch your ankles so you turn around to see what it is, but there's NOTHING THERE? and then you get all scared and start to walk a little ways, only to fall face-down in a crater and then you open your eyes to see a grotesque alien face and it's all "BLEHBLURGLBAHGRUAGH!" so you scream and try and run away, but then it grabs you by your wrists before you even have time to get up and pulls you into it's mouth where you're then melted by it's ACID SALIVA and ground into human pulp by its two sets of hideously sharp fangs? yeah. that's what xanga is like to me. but maybe it'll turn out to be the other kind of alien planet, where the aliens treat you like royalty, and give you a tour of their alien city and you're all thinking "finally, a place where i belong!" and you wipe away a tear that falls silently down your cheek. but then the next day you wake up to find yourself in some clear tube, and notice that your kidneys are missing. and then you look up in a panic only to see a bunch of aliens gathered around a bubbling cauldron, staring at you, while pointing and laughing. and the-...wait, all these things would end by getting devoured. that's not good :( i think i scared myself out of using my xanga now.